SPM- Paper sejarah 2011
For some of you please keep a Malay-English Dictionary beside you and a tissue box beside it!!!
This is Gold! Malaysian history
Dilarang senyum atau ketawa semasa menjawab, kalau tidak anda akan
digagalkan dr
Ujian SPM.
1. Siapakah yang membuka Melaka?
a. Param
b. Parameswari
c. Paramugari Terlampau
d. Parameswara
e. Parang Kontot
2. Pada tahun 1771, seorang penjelajah Inggeris telah tiba di sebuah
kawasan yang
dikenali sebagai New Hebrides , siapakah dia?
a. Kapten Hook
b. Kapten Crook
c. Kapten Cook
d. Kapten Cool
e. Kapten Boleh
3. Siapakah yang pernah menjadi pemerintah Sarawak ?
a. Brooke Shields
b. James Beruk
c. James Bond
d. Sapok Biki
e. James Brooke
4. Siapakah yang membuka Pulau Pinang?
a. Torch Light
b. Traffic Light
c. Francisca Peters
d. Light and Easy
e. Francis Light
5. Salah seorang pahlawan melayu terbilang?
a. Tuk Janggut
b. Tuk Misai
c. Tuk Sideburn
d. Tuk Misai A Galak
e. Tuk Bulu Hidung
6. Pahlawan Melayu di Pahang?
a. Mat Kilau
b. Mat Silau
c. M Daud Kilau
d. Mat Sentul
e. Mat Rempit
7. Siapakah Residen Inggeris di Negeri Perak yang dibunuh oleh
Datuk Maharajalela?
a. Jawa Jerongos
b. J.W.W Birch
c. Jay Jay
d. J.W.Marriot
e. Jawa Rangers
8. Negara manakah yang menjajah Tanah Melayu selepas Portugis?
a. Ayam Belanda
b. Bela Anda
c. Blender
d. Belanda
e. Blunder
9. Apakah antara hantaran yang diminta Puteri Gunung Ledang kepada
Sultan Melaka?
a. 7 dulang hati nyamuk
b. 7 dulang tongkeng ayam
c. 7 dulang tahi hidung
d. 7 dulang tahi lalat
e. 7 dulang gigi arnab
10. Siapakah puteri Pahang yang mencintai Hang Tuah?.
a. Tun Mahathir
b. Tan Tin Tun
c. Tun Tak Tahu Eja
d. Tun Teja
e. Arnold Susahanakeja
11. Siapakah puteri Negeri China yang berkahwin dengan Sultan Melaka?
a. Puteri Hang Li Po
b. Puteri Kepala Hotak Hang!
c. Puteri Opah Hang!
d. Puteri Hang Go Poh
e. Puteri Hang Cing
12. Ikan apakah yang melanggar Singapura?
a. Ikan Bilis
b. Ikan Masin
c. Ikan Kembung Masak Asam
d. Ikan kekek mak iloi-iloi
e. Ikan Todak
13. Siapakah Ketua Kominis Malaya ?
a. CIMB Bank
b. Chin Peng
c. Soh Chin Aun
d. Chim Pan Zee
e. Chin Chau
MAAF....... ANDA GAGAL DISEBABKAN SENYUM SEMASA JAWAB.......Smile with tongue
Monday, February 28, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
sweet
ok just nak ckp
this song is super sweet
if bf sing this song kat gf dia
sure melk... hahaha
ok sorry la if korg dah tau lagu ni
maaf la syazana ni lambat sket nak tau2 lagu2 ni
T_T sumpah loser la kan..
haha..
neway enjoy peepsss!
percaya padaku.. by ungu
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
learning proses
oleh kerana emosi yg sgt x menentu di kala waktu ini
saya dgn begitu yakinnya mendapatkan khidmat bantuan
dari seorang kawan lama..
"fa.. i need u so badly...."
"sya.. ptg ni aku turun shah alam k, kita jumpa"
ouhh agak touching di situ..
so effa start her counseling session
" sya.. this is what we call experience"
" experience is the best teacher "
betul ke fa??
if that's correct.. the experience is the most painful ever fa..
the learning process is so hurt.
i hate it fa..
i hate it...
i wish i dont have to face this situation
but as a human, problems is everywhere
as long as we alive, problems is our friend
hmmm.. this feeling is suckkk
yuckkkkk
people said i didnt try to fight for it
NO.. u r wrong..
i do..
yes i do...
but i dont know where is the problem.... *sign*
anyway.. thanks my effa nyetnyet...
saya dgn begitu yakinnya mendapatkan khidmat bantuan
dari seorang kawan lama..
"fa.. i need u so badly...."
"sya.. ptg ni aku turun shah alam k, kita jumpa"
ouhh agak touching di situ..
so effa start her counseling session
" sya.. this is what we call experience"
" experience is the best teacher "
betul ke fa??
if that's correct.. the experience is the most painful ever fa..
the learning process is so hurt.
i hate it fa..
i hate it...
i wish i dont have to face this situation
but as a human, problems is everywhere
as long as we alive, problems is our friend
hmmm.. this feeling is suckkk
yuckkkkk
people said i didnt try to fight for it
NO.. u r wrong..
i do..
yes i do...
but i dont know where is the problem.... *sign*
anyway.. thanks my effa nyetnyet...
Sunday, February 20, 2011
what hurt the most
used to be my favorite song long time ago..
but now rase mcm its so related to me...
enjoy peps...
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don't bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let ?em out
I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while even though
Goin' on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I'm okay
But that's not what gets me
What hurts the most
Was being so close
And havin' so much to say
And watchin' you walk away
And never knowin'
What could've been
And not seein' that lovin' you
Is what I was tryin' to do
It's hard to deal with the pain of losin' you everywhere I go
But I'm doin' it
It's hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I'm alone
Still harder gettin' up, gettin' dressed, livin' with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade, give away all the words that I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken
What hurts the most
Is being so close
And havin' so much to say
(Much to say)
And watchin' you walk away
And never knowin'
What could've been
And not seein' that lovin' you
Is what I was tryin' to do, oh
Oh yeah
What hurts the most
Was being so close
And havin' so much to say
(To say)
And watchin' you walk away
And never knowin'
What could've been
And not seein' that lovin' you
Is what I was tryin' to do
Not seein' that lovin' you
That's what I was trying to do
u still apart of everything i do
u re in my heart just like a tatoo
but now rase mcm its so related to me...
enjoy peps...
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don't bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let ?em out
I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while even though
Goin' on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I'm okay
But that's not what gets me
What hurts the most
Was being so close
And havin' so much to say
And watchin' you walk away
And never knowin'
What could've been
And not seein' that lovin' you
Is what I was tryin' to do
It's hard to deal with the pain of losin' you everywhere I go
But I'm doin' it
It's hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I'm alone
Still harder gettin' up, gettin' dressed, livin' with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade, give away all the words that I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken
What hurts the most
Is being so close
And havin' so much to say
(Much to say)
And watchin' you walk away
And never knowin'
What could've been
And not seein' that lovin' you
Is what I was tryin' to do, oh
Oh yeah
What hurts the most
Was being so close
And havin' so much to say
(To say)
And watchin' you walk away
And never knowin'
What could've been
And not seein' that lovin' you
Is what I was tryin' to do
Not seein' that lovin' you
That's what I was trying to do
u still apart of everything i do
u re in my heart just like a tatoo
Saturday, February 19, 2011
30 min
so selalu kerja ni
so jarang and teramat la susah kan nak dpt tdo siang hari
so today is saturday
so melepak dan bergolek2 la di rumah
(ape daa so smpai 4 kali)
ntah mcm mane boleh ttdo
x lama sbb tgok jam kat hp
adelah around 30 min je..
tapi 30 min tu rase mcm 2 tahun
seronok sgt3
wish x terjaga dr tdo
sbb,..
aku mimpi
ye.. aku mimpi
ni bukan mimpi basah yer kawan2
saya mimpi ni...
iyeeee
rindu dia dua org sgt3!!!
iishhhh!!
rindu budak perempuan ni jugak!!
akan rindu saat2 ni semua
sumpah x tipu..
oooisshhh.. mereka2 ni pun x terkecuali
walaupun selalu la nakal
hahaha.. ntah nape la aku leh rindu kau poii
rindu gile wehhh..
rindu nak bg pandangan tajam kat korg di belakang
sambil marah2
" wehhh diam sket boleh x!'
arghhhhh.. rindu nye moment2 ni
tapi masa x dpt diundur kembali
apa yang ada hanyalah
kenangan abadi
yg kita semua boleh simpan dlm hati
leen : i miss to marah2 u smbil pegang perut kau
b : i miss ur messyness
alfie syg : ooohh rindu nak bergurau2 dgn kamu mcm dlm kelas kita selalu buat
capoi & cheng : rindu nak marah korg, then korg akn mengadu kat leen or muka terkulat2 je bile aku marah
OHHH MISSSS THAT GUYS!
dalam masa mimpi 30 min tu
aku mimpi psal korg semua
mcm ada pita perakam main kan balik saat2 tu semua
anyway kawan2
hope kita boleh jumpa lagi di lain waktu
semoga anda berjaya dlm kehidupan sbgai manusia yg baik di muka bumi Allah ini dan gembira selalu hendaknya
maafllah.. entry kali ini agak emotional.
skrang pon i'm kinda emo sket
tapi its ok
get over it.
salam syg,
syazana roslan
so jarang and teramat la susah kan nak dpt tdo siang hari
so today is saturday
so melepak dan bergolek2 la di rumah
(ape daa so smpai 4 kali)
ntah mcm mane boleh ttdo
x lama sbb tgok jam kat hp
adelah around 30 min je..
tapi 30 min tu rase mcm 2 tahun
seronok sgt3
wish x terjaga dr tdo
sbb,..
aku mimpi
ye.. aku mimpi
ni bukan mimpi basah yer kawan2
saya mimpi ni...
yesss.. aku mimpi aku kat tempat ni.
rindu... rase mcm nak nangis ingat balik
i wish i can turn back masa..
nak lagi zaman2 ni.
dalam mimpi tu...
jumpe semua kawan2
gelak2.. mcm selalu ktorg dlm kelas
then after kelas biase la
ktorg g mkn rmai2
hmmmm... rindu..
rindu mereka2 diatas...
rindu dia dua org sgt3!!!
rindu budak perempuan ni jugak!!
akan rindu saat2 ni semua
sumpah x tipu..
oooisshhh.. mereka2 ni pun x terkecuali
walaupun selalu la nakal
rindu gile wehhh..
rindu nak bg pandangan tajam kat korg di belakang
sambil marah2
" wehhh diam sket boleh x!'
arghhhhh.. rindu nye moment2 ni
tapi masa x dpt diundur kembali
apa yang ada hanyalah
kenangan abadi
yg kita semua boleh simpan dlm hati
leen : i miss to marah2 u smbil pegang perut kau
b : i miss ur messyness
alfie syg : ooohh rindu nak bergurau2 dgn kamu mcm dlm kelas kita selalu buat
capoi & cheng : rindu nak marah korg, then korg akn mengadu kat leen or muka terkulat2 je bile aku marah
OHHH MISSSS THAT GUYS!
dalam masa mimpi 30 min tu
aku mimpi psal korg semua
mcm ada pita perakam main kan balik saat2 tu semua
anyway kawan2
hope kita boleh jumpa lagi di lain waktu
semoga anda berjaya dlm kehidupan sbgai manusia yg baik di muka bumi Allah ini dan gembira selalu hendaknya
maafllah.. entry kali ini agak emotional.
skrang pon i'm kinda emo sket
tapi its ok
get over it.
salam syg,
syazana roslan
pergilah
pergilah...
aku biar kau terbang pergi
if that makes u happy
sorry i try my best
but....
u seems not happy with it.
nevermind..
almost a year knowing u
that the best things
at least perempuan hati batu ni
learn something
no hard feelings
syg.. thanks for everything
i'm so sorry i cant be yours anymore..
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